I read in the paper about another airplane smashing into birds, this time in Turkey. Hundreds or even thousands of planes hit birds every year and it doesn't make the national news. Now, because of one well-publicized crash that didn't kill a single one of you humans, you're going to get paranoid and start publicizing every single one of them like it's a brand new danger. Meanwhile, you keep crashing into us in your cars (millions and millions of times every year!) and even in your snowmobiles (and some of those crashes are intentional!) and hardly anyone gets all stirred up. I just don't get you guys.