Look me straight in the eye when I talk to you.

Yes, I mean YOU!

Who YOU lookin' at?

Hey, Minnesota DNR!

Stop using us as your poster child for the NON-GAME wildlife program unless you're gonna put us back on the NON-GAME list. A lot of people contributed to this fund to help us and other non-game species. Now that those contributions have gotten our numbers up, you're letting hunters kill us. It's just not fair.

Here—YOU take it.

You better be nice to us or Mike Tyson's gonna beat you up!

Mike Tyson wrote a nice essay about us in the New York Times!

The ol' looking up in the air gag