Saturday, September 30, 2017

The Judgmental Aracari

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Seriously, people? I mean, WTF!
Sunday, February 28, 2016

The New Peter Principle

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I decided to officially cut the "Trump" out of my name. So for the rest of the year, please call me the Peter Swan.
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Thursday, February 18, 2016

Is Pigwidgeon a little owl or a Little Owl?

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Capitalization makes a difference.  Is Pigwidgeon a European Scops-Owl, as depicted by Mary Grandpre, or a Little Owl? J.K.Rowling described...
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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Okay. You want Hillary. I want Bernie. But if we don't stick together in the end, we won't have a rock to stand on.

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Friday, February 5, 2016

For the rest of the year, I'd prefer that you call me the Horn-player Swan.

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Saturday, September 5, 2015

Happy Vulture Awareness Day!

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Whether their food is going in Or coming out, Vultures are cool Without a doubt.
Tuesday, April 1, 2014

For the Birds radio production: Breaking Bird

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Today's episode of Breaking Bird is brought to you by Baker's Blue Jay Barn and Saul Goodbird, Legal Eagle.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014

I may be coy, but I'm not COYE.

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It is just wrong to label someone for a minor speech impediment.

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Really. How dare you call me a LISP?

Excuse me??!!! What did you call me??

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Why, oh why are you calling me a DICK??? I don't even have one!

I may play with them, but I am not a LEGO.

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Like the pine trees lining the winding road...

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I got a name. And it's not PIWA.

My name is not GREG.

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Keep me off your TUDU list!

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CITE research about me all you like. But call me a Cinnamon Teal.

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AUGH! Don't bind me in a TRUS!

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We like nice, succulent plants, but no BRAN for us!!

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It's just not right to CACH a wild bird.

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Thursday, October 17, 2013

No, we don't see eye to eye.

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I may always face left and you may always face right, but we stand on the same foundation.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Who am I to judge?

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Friday, November 9, 2012

Happy Jays Are Here Again!

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By our very nature, we can't help but prefer blue states.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012

First Mitt went for Big Bird. Then he went for migratory birds. No more pardons for me?

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Saturday, September 22, 2012

From my perspective, YOU'RE the upside-down one.

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Friday, September 21, 2012

I am most seriously displeased.

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Hey! Obama's letting me sit on his head!

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So THERE, Clint Eastwood!!

I'm Scintillating!!

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AOU, Gimme Back My Hyphen!!!

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I have violet feathers covering my ears. I do not have viole tears. Please return my name to Green Violet-ear. If it would violate one of ...
Friday, August 31, 2012

We Built That? Let's Get Real!

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No man, or bird, is an island. We ALL built this world, we ALL have been dependent on the kindness of strangers, and we're ALL part of...
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We Built That!

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No, the nice folks at the Florida Scrub-Jay Trail built it. Thanks!

We Built That!

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Actually, a pair of Red-tailed Hawks built it, but we took it over all by ourselves!