Geraldo, stop seeing everything in black and white...

...and hoodies.

Please don't shoot me...

...just because I'm wearing a hoodie.

We'll clean up your messes...

...but we'd prefer that you drove at the slowest speed that is safe, courteous, and convenient.

That's not funny

No, I'm not laughing—I'm panting. Of course, we birds know that. It's people who don't understand basic body language.