From my perspective, YOU'RE the upside-down one.

I am most seriously displeased.

Hey! Obama's letting me sit on his head!

So THERE, Clint Eastwood!!

I'm Scintillating!!

AOU, Gimme Back My Hyphen!!!

I have violet feathers covering my ears. I do not have viole tears. Please return my name to Green Violet-ear. If it would violate one of the rules of nomenclature to have "ear" as the root noun in a hyphenated name, make me a Green Violet-eared Hummingbird. Or something--you guys are supposed to be the smart ones, so I'm sure you can think of something. Admit it—"Violetear" is a stupid word.