For the Birds radio production: Breaking Bird

Today's episode of Breaking Bird is brought to you by
Baker's Blue Jay Barn and Saul Goodbird, Legal Eagle.

I may be coy, but I'm not COYE.

It is just wrong to label someone for a minor speech impediment.

Really. How dare you call me a LISP?

Excuse me??!!! What did you call me??

Why, oh why are you calling me a DICK??? I don't even have one!

I may play with them, but I am not a LEGO.

Like the pine trees lining the winding road...

I got a name. And it's not PIWA.

My name is not GREG.

Keep me off your TUDU list!

CITE research about me all you like. But call me a Cinnamon Teal.

AUGH! Don't bind me in a TRUS!

We like nice, succulent plants, but no BRAN for us!!

It's just not right to CACH a wild bird.