The Judgmental Aracari

Seriously, people? I mean, WTF!

The New Peter Principle

I decided to officially cut the "Trump" out of my name. So for the rest of the year, please call me the Peter Swan.

Is Pigwidgeon a little owl or a Little Owl?

Capitalization makes a difference.  Is Pigwidgeon a European Scops-Owl, as depicted by Mary Grandpre, or a Little Owl? J.K.Rowling described him as a “little owl,” but unless she consistently capitalized bird species names, we can’t be sure. Little Owls do not have the feather tufts that scops owls do.

Okay. You want Hillary. I want Bernie. But if we don't stick together in the end, we won't have a rock to stand on.

For the rest of the year, I'd prefer that you call me the Horn-player Swan.

Happy Vulture Awareness Day!

Whether their food is going in



Or coming out,



Vultures are cool
Without a doubt.

For the Birds radio production: Breaking Bird

Today's episode of Breaking Bird is brought to you by
Baker's Blue Jay Barn and Saul Goodbird, Legal Eagle.

I may be coy, but I'm not COYE.

It is just wrong to label someone for a minor speech impediment.

Really. How dare you call me a LISP?

Excuse me??!!! What did you call me??

Why, oh why are you calling me a DICK??? I don't even have one!

I may play with them, but I am not a LEGO.

Like the pine trees lining the winding road...

I got a name. And it's not PIWA.

My name is not GREG.

Keep me off your TUDU list!

CITE research about me all you like. But call me a Cinnamon Teal.

AUGH! Don't bind me in a TRUS!

We like nice, succulent plants, but no BRAN for us!!

It's just not right to CACH a wild bird.

No, we don't see eye to eye.

I may always face left and you may always face right, but we stand on the same foundation.

Who am I to judge?