And stop asking already!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Don't mess with us mockingbirds!
People just figured out that we can recognize them as individuals. Well, DUH! www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30812137
Monday, May 18, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Be careful out there!
Guys, there are windows out there--evil things you can't see, like some strange force field that you fly toward and suddenly, BAM! And we Ovenbirds are exceptionally vulnerable to them. I'm sick and tired of reading about my friends in the obituaries, and it's especially tragic right as we're making it back home to where we were born and raised families, after a long, arduous migration south, a winter in the tropics (and yes, it IS a jungle out there!) and all the way back and we're almost home and then suddenly, a window steals it all away.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Cornell Lab's Migration Celebration
Hey--if you're in Ithaca this weekend, head out to the Cornell Lab of Ornithology's Annual Migration Celebration. Yeah, yeah, yeah--I KNOW I'm not a migratory bird, but when people see me out in the open like this, in a spot of sunshine, you'd think I was an Ivory-billed Woodpecker! It's lots of fun seeing how taken with the color red human beings can be, and even if Archimedes, that cursed screech-owl, will be there, at least he'll be safely hooked up to jesses.
Great day!
I love days like this when I can just pick through some debris on a path and find primo nesting material!
Baching it
Once our mates get to incubating those eggs, if you can believe this, they lose ALL interest in sex! What the heck! So naturally we lose all interest in them, and go off with our buddies. Just in time for baseball season.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Yes, I'm worried about the economy...
But even when I'm not worried my eyes have that red-rimmed look.
Friday, May 8, 2009
So what if I like French fries and bluebird nest boxes?
I'm still a handsome devil. And I'm sick of you human landlords discriminating in your housing projects. Those are bird houses, and last I checked, I'm a bird too.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
What powers I have!
I am having so much fun in Sapsucker Woods. All these birders want to see me, and I've been playing hard to get--sometimes I'll give one person a great look the moment he or she arrives on the scene, and then "disappear" for hours, causing other birders to plumb the depths of despair. If I like you, I might pose for a nice photo. I kept my distance from the photographer who took this one. I mean, why should I stick my neck out? What's she ever done for me?
You don't bring me flowers anymore...
Honey, when you said this snag was the perfect fixer upper, I didn't realize you would only be bringing the sticks and I was going to be stuck doing all the fixing upping.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
How to identify chickadees
A human (naturally!) asked how to distinguish us Black-capped Chickadees from Carolina Chickadees. Really, we're not much more closely related to each other than you humans are to chimpanzees. Now I know the two of you look a lot alike, but thanks to that unfortunate skin condition most of you humans seem to suffer from, with your poor skin so pathetically bare that you have to wear clothes just to protect yourself from UV light, wind, rain, cold, hot--well, that does make identifying you rather simple. We birds are ever so much more evolved!
We of course never confuse ourselves with Carolina Chickadees, even when we live in the same range, though once in a great while one of our kind decides to make some sort of political statement or something and mates with one of them. They DO have a pretty song, but still--that is, to my way of thinking, as inappropriate and, well, weird, as a human mating with a chimp. Ewww!
So you won't get any sympathy from me if you can't tell us apart,but fortunately for you, some humans who call themselves birders had the same problem, so they put together a whole big spiel on the so-called "All About Birds" website. Talk about presumptuous! As if one website could possibly have everything knowable about birds. But it's worth a look if you want some help telling us Black-caps from those Carolinas. http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Black-capped_Chickadee/id
We of course never confuse ourselves with Carolina Chickadees, even when we live in the same range, though once in a great while one of our kind decides to make some sort of political statement or something and mates with one of them. They DO have a pretty song, but still--that is, to my way of thinking, as inappropriate and, well, weird, as a human mating with a chimp. Ewww!
So you won't get any sympathy from me if you can't tell us apart,but fortunately for you, some humans who call themselves birders had the same problem, so they put together a whole big spiel on the so-called "All About Birds" website. Talk about presumptuous! As if one website could possibly have everything knowable about birds. But it's worth a look if you want some help telling us Black-caps from those Carolinas. http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Black-capped_Chickadee/id
We chickadees have it WAY over Octomom!
Nine--yep, count 'em! And WE know how to take care of them, too!
Friday, May 1, 2009
Heh heh heh
So this week I got to give that Laura Erickson a surprise. She was looking at a robin incubating her eggs when I climbed the tree, scared off the robin, and ate every one of the eggs! Yum, yum. Pretty as Easter eggs and MUCH tastier!
Now back to your regularly scheduled bird stuff while I stuff my cheeks.
Now back to your regularly scheduled bird stuff while I stuff my cheeks.
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