Monday, January 18, 2010

Down Memory Lane: On this day in 1993

Lorena Bobwhite was acquitted on all charges of having mutilated her husband, John Bobwhite, after her attorney, Perry Racin' Pigeon, called a surprise witness to the stand. Dr. Richard Killdeer testified under oath that John Bobwhite never had a penis in the first place.

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