I was listening to Laura Erickson's program on my iPod today and she said my name is not in the American Heritage Dictionary! What gives?? I mean, that SOOOOOOOO sucks. Even if I was named for some stupid woman, Anna Blackburn, who paid ornithologists to collect birds for her fancy parlor, like the pine trees lining the winding road, I got a name. And that name deserves to be in the dictionary.