A word from a concerned chipmunk

I'm looking at those poll numbers on the side and I must say I like the results so far. Tastiest rodent? A full 25 percent of you say it's deer mice, 12.5 percent say it's white mice, an unbelievable 62.5 percent say it's George Stephanopolous, and ZERO percent say it's chipmunks! YAY! Now--please share your insights with that pesky Broad-winged Hawk who keeps staring at me.

Oh--and to clear things up, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that George Stephanopolous is not a chipmunk.